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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 08:30

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?